Somebody Get Me A Doctor

As previously stated, I'm STILL on blood thinners due to those nutty, pesky pulmonary embolisms, so every Thursday morning I get my blood tested, my doctor gets those results in the afternoon, and calls me at the end of that day to adjust my dosage accordingly if need be.

Thursday July 17, 2008. My cell phone rings, and the call display says it's Dr. Johnson Calling.

Me: "Hi Dr. Johnson"

Dr. Johnson: "Hi Craig it's Dr... Cough, Cough, Ahg, Hack, Yargh, Choke, Ugh, Cough, Cough, Um, waitasecond, Ineedsomewater, Cough, Cough, Hack, OHMIGODI'mchoking...."

Then he hung up.